wrought iron rule

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MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 247d (7 replies)

Pretty sure they mistook an iron gate for a dude.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 43 pts · 247d (5 replies)

I know for a fact that isn't the case. Trust me, I have evidence:

MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 247d (1 reply)

That's cool and all, but I have a witness to call.

The wrought iron gate walks into the courtroom.

too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 246d

I, Myself, et al.

Brilliant

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 246d

Lying, congressional style

someone's playing fallout

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 2 pts · 246d

I trust the rainbow unicorn who prevents demons from stealing your shoes with my life. And my shoes, but I think that goes without saying.

cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 245d

Easy mistake sometimes.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 246d (6 replies)

When I broke my ankle, I told the ER doctor that he looked like Dean Winchester. He wasn't familiar with the character but thanked me after looking him up.

A few months later I was back in the ER for a nosebleed and he remembered me because of that interaction.

edit: Correct a word.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 246d (5 replies)

So he was hot af?

toynbee@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 246d (4 replies)

The nurses seemed to think so once I brought it up.

KitschBitch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 246d (3 replies)
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toynbee@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 246d (2 replies)

I'm sorry to report that I no longer have access to that doctor.

KitschBitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 246d (1 reply)
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toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 246d

I'm not going to doxx anyone, but if I were, it would be amusing to say "go to x hospital and look for Dean Winchester!"

But since you want pictures of Jensen Ackles, here you go (I'm very proud of this dumb joke):

Animated Batman

tuff_wizard@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 246d (1 reply)

This guy?

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 246d

DRR DRR DRR

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 246d (2 replies)

rotiron shandalear

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Bone apple tea

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 245d

This was actually posted in r/excgarated, which is for ridiculous misspellings rather than replacement of foreign words.

thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 247d

A wrought iron soul

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 247d (1 reply)

i wana look like a wrought iron gate - they look fun and spiraly.,.,.... i wana have flowers and fun shapes on me.,., (oki - my clothing at least.,.)

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 247d

Wrought iron Maria

kek_kecske_31@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 247d

This funny if they were talking to a guy and even funnier if they were talking to a wrought gate.