c/onehundredninetysix · by theresa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 255drulegar 516 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 255d
I had a gar as a pet fish when I was a kid. Was about 2 feet long and ate 100 feeder fish in minutes. RIP Elvis the Gar.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 255d
So Elvis is dead, I knew it
Pistcow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
Same result, final resting place was the toilet.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 254d
I doubt you'd wanna flush a 2 foot long fish no matter how skinny it was
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 255d
Had a gar that would pop the eyes out of feeder fish then eat the fish the next day
Siethron@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 255d
It's not garlicced bread. It's Garlic bread.
Present tense.
A gar is currently licking it at all times.
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 255d
So the green parsley isn't green parsley, but tiny gar.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
no, they're smaller. didn't they cover gar theory in your biology class in school?
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
No, after I ate my garlic bread they kicked me out of biology class, I guess they thought I'd eat the other experiments too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
Wren@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 255d
Even the most inexperienced cooks should at least have a gar licker and a spice weasel.
gnutrino@programming.dev · 7 pts · 255d
Bam!
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 255d
Need a lick press.
Thassodar@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 255d
They have lick in a jar now! Works solid for me, some people say there's not enough lick flavor
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Just add more lick then space Jesus are they stupid
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 255d
Am I to believe, as God's own truth, that the sea's abominable and wriggling fish stuck tongue from mouth and licked this bread?
gnutrino@programming.dev · 8 pts · 255d
Has anyone seen a gar growing from a plant though? The elusive vine-gar.
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 2 pts · 255d
No, but I met a gar named Vincent once.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 255d
This isn't it at all.
The fish was playing the bread.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Like spoons or a washboard? I have a very specific animated fantasy forming in my head
tempest@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 255d
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_(music)
Could be whatever floats your boat
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 6 pts · 255d
Yes, and it's really tasty!
Kernal64@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 255d
This is an Animal Crossing worthy pun.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 255d
Gar
Lloyd
Garloid
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 4 pts · 254d
Note to self: Consider marketing Gar fish to asexuals like the trans ladies have Blahaji.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d
Apart from the Trump Presidency, this is the worst joke I've seen in 2025.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 255d
Don't say stuff like that I'll take it as a challenge
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 255d
nope, other way around
BigBenis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d
I almost couldn't bring myself to upvote this one... Well done.