"Someone’s breaking into your home. What do you do? Call 911? It takes the police an average of 35 minutes to respond to a 911 call. In that time, a burglar could have his way with your wife, smoke a cigarette, flip her over and go in for seconds."
Ammu-Nation (San Andreas) ?
23 Comments
NotSteve_@piefed.ca · 43 pts · 275d
Is the US even a real place?
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 25 pts · 275d
Well GTA is supposed to be the parody, though it's the other way around nowadays
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 275d
I think living in any given GTA game is safer than living in America.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 274d
When I used to go to California, after a certain point I always got hit with severe GTA V uncanny valley vibes.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 274d
I feel you. I was visiting a friend in Phoenix. We drive down to the Hoover dam and Las Vegas, it was very San Andreas.
It was helped by the fact that in Phoenix there was a rock station where Alice Cooper was dj, mirroring KDST with Axl Rose.
When tracks from the GTA play list hit that uncanny valley really kicked in.
Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 275d
Depends on what state you're in, but yeah. Sometimes stuff like GTA might as well be a documentary for how people react here XD
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d
I've lived here my whole life, and I'm still not sure myself.
mitch@piefed.mitch.science · 29 pts · 275d
Shooting pistols while high on Oxycontin is in the Constitution!
Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 274d
I mean Benjamin Franklin probably would've been down for it let's be honest
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 274d
Might have taken a little edge off the Civil War. I smell my foot rotting but I can't feel it!
DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 275d
I literally passed that sign driving to Blue Ridge Tuesday. I was as confused then as I am now. But what are the odds that I see this on Lemmy? I should buy a Powerball ticket.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 275d
No, you have used your luck in this. Try next year.
mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud · 4 pts · 275d
If you win, you have to share it with all the sub commenters
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 275d
Our winnings! Our luck!
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 275d
Fuck that. No way i'm letting some scumbag smoke in my house!
*chambers fresh round*
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
eagle lays an egg
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 275d
this place is great. I've had my antipsychotics refilled while I bought ammo for my AR. nice guys.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d
Do you have to have an rx or are they like the cool vet
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 275d
Georgia
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 274d
I had a store next to the state where I live that was "Bullets, Bibles & Beer" And sure enough that's what they sold.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
That's what the BBB always has been.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 274d
Is "McCayswille" the new name Max Payne took on after he finished shooting down the drugies who killed his family?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
(706) would be Atlanta, Georgia.