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There is (or used to be; I haven't been by there in a while) a restaurant near me called Lettuce Souprise You! Never went there, but the puns have stuck in my head for 30 years. Well done, unknown restaurateurs!
in David Attenborough's voice "Incapable of movement, the salad's only defense against it's only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30's, is its innate sense of humor..."
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their "pregnant women eating salad" collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.
There is this Dutch guy that had a mystical carnivalesque performance where he was run through with blades. He died by getting too confidant and swallowed a steel spike.
standing ovation my boss's wife is vegan and when he invited me to his house for dinner, his wife was raving on about how somebody stole her parking spot after she had gone to Starbucks. apparently Starbucks didn't have a vegan- enough coffee for her. they also spelled her name wrong.
I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet
This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
I can't afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams "hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?"
47 Comments
Lembot_0005@lemy.lol · 26 pts · 244d
Mushroom salad it is.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 12 pts · 244d
Mushroom mushroom
Zorque@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 244d
Snake! Snake! It's a snaaaake.
foggy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 244d
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
chinese rusty-cheeked scimitar-babbler chinese rusty-cheeked scimitar-babbler chinese rusty-cheeked scimitar-babbler chinese rusty-cheeked scimitar-babbler chinese rusty-cheeked scimitar-babbler
foggy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI
Visstix@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 244d
Because they are a fun guy?
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 20 pts · 244d
The Devils lettuce will actually cause this.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 244d
The devils lettuce is actually just marketing. It's actually moss of the gods.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 243d
lettuce romaine in your heart
Soupbreaker@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
There is (or used to be; I haven't been by there in a while) a restaurant near me called Lettuce Souprise You! Never went there, but the puns have stuck in my head for 30 years. Well done, unknown restaurateurs!
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
did you know that the romaine empire purslaned the mache to bow down to them because they were so mesclun?
supernicepojo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 244d
Mods are asleep post people laughing at salads. Where did I put my sink?
ignotum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 244d
I don't care where you put it,
let that sink in
hakase@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 244d
If you're cold, they're cold.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
dials your number hey, man, they're cold.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
trying to move sink off of me who's....sink...fell...through...my....roof?!
JPSound@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 243d
in David Attenborough's voice "Incapable of movement, the salad's only defense against it's only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30's, is its innate sense of humor..."
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 243d
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 243d
I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their "pregnant women eating salad" collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 3 pts · 243d
a kink of sorts ?
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 243d
Maybe, but it's 4chan and a pretty old post at that. Could be a fucken set of reaction images for all I know.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
vegan kink unlocked
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 244d
Excuse me. It appears to just be mostly white women. Where are all the white manbuns? Representation matters.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 244d
They're in the photo...
It's why they're so damn happy 😉
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 6 pts · 244d
That's the salad only surviving strategy, is making people laugh or get eaten.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 243d
This implies the girls here are eating a sentient being which is even more disturbing.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 6 pts · 243d
I mean, eating sentient beings is pretty normal behavior for most humans.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 243d
Yeah sentient just means can think. Sapient is I think therefore I am.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 243d
The bottom-left lady relishes in this fact.
zout@fedia.io · 5 pts · 244d
They're gettinh their salad tossed from the looks of it.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 243d
Sticks and stones make break my bones, but vegans aren't happy and always find something to "offend" them.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 243d
I'm not a vegan, but I know very happy ones.
Like with most thing it's the fundamentalists that take things to far. The happy ones don't bother you not try to proselytize.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 243d
Spitting facts brothers, gimme another fact please.
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 243d
There is this Dutch guy that had a mystical carnivalesque performance where he was run through with blades. He died by getting too confidant and swallowed a steel spike.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 243d
Haha, great photo on wiki of Dutch guy.
I think his opening comments in the afterlife would have been: "whoopsie!"
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
yOu WaNt To JoIn ThE lEmOn MaN cOmMuNiTyYyYyYy...... oOhHoHoHooHohoooo
Zorque@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 243d
And yet people who talk about them the most seem to critique them for completely aesthetic reasons, curious...
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
standing ovation my boss's wife is vegan and when he invited me to his house for dinner, his wife was raving on about how somebody stole her parking spot after she had gone to Starbucks. apparently Starbucks didn't have a vegan- enough coffee for her. they also spelled her name wrong.
Zannsolo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 244d
Is there a name for this type of meme, a bunch of stock photos doing the same thing.
Probably_Satan@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 244d
What a classic!
Crostro@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet
will@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 244d
I miss the men laughing with salad sub
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 243d
The photographer for whoever took the top right photo could've chose a more flattering pose for her. We don't want to look up her nostrils.
DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 243d
time to toss it
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 243d
Is that Rachel Nichols?
M137@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d
This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
I can't afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams "hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?"