Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/

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11 Comments

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 264d

Thank god, I was getting a crick in my neck.

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 264d (4 replies)

What about during soaking?

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 12 pts · 264d (1 reply)

Are you allowing to look at your buddy when they're helping you jump hump?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 264d

only when praying.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 264d

That's not sex as both their god and state have vision like a T rex

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 264d

best alternative name of soaking I ever heard was "Mormon tantric sex", and it's true.

hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 264d

shouldn’t be a problem for me, because

a) I don’t live in Utah

b) I don’t make eye contact with people

c) I don’t have sex

SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 264d

Lmao I thought this was real for a second

gdog05@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 264d

From gay anonymous rest stop sex to Utah law. This tracks.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 264d

Well yeah, how is she going to make eye contact at that angle?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 264d

so doggy style, mostly.