c/exmormon · by negativenull@piefed.world · 264dUtah Bans Eye Contact During Sex https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/177 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 264d
Thank god, I was getting a crick in my neck.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 264d
What about during soaking?
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 12 pts · 264d
Are you allowing to look at your buddy when they're helping you jump hump?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 264d
only when praying.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 264d
That's not sex as both their god and state have vision like a T rex
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 264d
best alternative name of soaking I ever heard was "Mormon tantric sex", and it's true.
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 26 pts · 264d
shouldn’t be a problem for me, because
a) I don’t live in Utah
b) I don’t make eye contact with people
c) I don’t have sex
SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 264d
Lmao I thought this was real for a second
gdog05@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 264d
From gay anonymous rest stop sex to Utah law. This tracks.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 264d
Well yeah, how is she going to make eye contact at that angle?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 264d
so doggy style, mostly.