According to Forbes managing editor Russell Belanger, at the current rate of mergers, there will be only one corporation in the world by 2000.
Not far off.
Just Six Corporations Remain
https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
According to Forbes managing editor Russell Belanger, at the current rate of mergers, there will be only one corporation in the world by 2000.
Not far off.
14 Comments
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 270d
All restaurants are Taco Bell
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 270d
Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.: "Fuck You, I'm Eating."
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 270d
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 270d
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 270d
There's an unusually nice Taco Bell Cantina where I live, and I 100% always imagine I'm in that future.
Sunspear@piefed.social · 13 pts · 270d
Ah a classic~
Many modern Onion articles are barely more than their titles, but this one was worth the read in its entirety.
Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 270d
Yeah.. I miss me some Herbert Cornfeld and Jim Anchower.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 270d
This was back when the paper boy would throw you an Onion hot off the presses every morning.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 270d
Which you would then tie to your belt.
OopsAllEarios@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 270d
Which was the style at the time.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 270d
But seriously, how many are there left now? Eight?
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 270d
Watching Alien Earth right now and its really hitting home.
salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 270d
Buy N Large from Wall-E, anyone?
Blackmist@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 270d