There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob
12 Comments
ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 281d
It's called a Concornde.
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 281d
What the fuck is going on with corn right now?
ccunning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 281d
Corn is up - time to sell!
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 281d
It’s the most corny time of year.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 281d
If they use the hub-and-spoke model for their routes, would Des Moines be their CornHub?
eRac@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 281d
Look at this nerd with his airline industry operating model jokes.
Consumers greatly prefer the kernal-to-kernal operating model.
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 11 pts · 281d
Imagine bending over and having the corn plane fly up my asshole like it was the twin towers.
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 281d
I was waiting for the comment confirming it really is you. This was the one, Mr. Satan. Nice!
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 281d
I am so glad this brand new sentence has blessed my eyes
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 281d
There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob
ThisNibbaCORNY@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 281d
Trylytx@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 281d
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 281d
oh my! that's a penis