How do I boot into the Corn Kernel?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Corn, is in fact, Pop/Corn, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Pop plus Corn. Corn is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Pop system made useful by the Pop corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by SNACK.

I use Maize btw

Well first you need to set up your EFI (Extra-tasty Food Ingestion) Partition on your HDD (Hot Delicacies Delivery) unit.

After that, you get some grub.

First, you gotta get ready for grub but being hungry for the kernel.

Then, you grab the butter and slather it on your keyboard.

Thanks to government subsidies it's much easier to boot into the corn kernel within the United States. But if you enable your VPN within your BIOdieSel, you can still take advantage of them abroad

I just installed and chsh'd into ksh, does that count?

It's spelled "colonel".