Anon's wife hears voices

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chuck@lemmy.ca · 100 pts · 249d (1 reply)

If it wasn't all fake I'd be telling them to get a carbon monoxide detector

IronBird@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 218d

it's amazing we have lasted as long as a species, when you learn about all the basic shit that kills us early like low air quality/bad sleep etc.

open some goddamn windows and get a fan yall, and if you snore get a sleep study done....if you feel tired and miserable all day everyday it could very well be because your essentially starving your brain of oxygen for half your waking hours.

extremeboredom@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 249d (1 reply)

Fake: anon has a wife

Gay: Via transitive property. Anon's wife hears voices - anon presumably has sex with wife - one or more of the voices in her head is likely a male voice - anon is gay

halvar@lemy.lol · 21 pts · 249d

I would argue Chapter 1: Fake indicates that it is anon who is actually hearing the voices, so as such there is no need to introduce an unstable transportation factor such as sex to prove the theorem.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 49 pts · 249d (3 replies)

What a healthy household

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 17 pts · 249d (1 reply)

The important thing is that the fake OP takes fake action against the fake wife's fake voices

InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 244d

May this kind of love find me

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 249d

Eh I'm a borderline in a relationship with a bipolar. We could never bring kids into this but tbh neither of us should probably be having kids even with other partners and it's nice to have somebody who gets it.

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 249d

#relationshipgoals

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 249d

/creepypasta

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 249d (1 reply)

How do you cannibalize voices?

Saledovil@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 249d

He's imagining them as physical things that can be hurt. And apparently, the voices can feel his violent fantasies. At least, that's what's implied by the story.