I bought a big pack of metal sporks as a gag 10ish years ago. My kid started using them non stop and became trans. Now I know why. I’m not mad, just thought it was a natural thing and not because of the sporks.
"hi every1 im new!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
This wasn't an example of someone calling something "satanic", but I have seen someone say special/general relativity were anti-christian. My guess is that they were taught that evolution was bullshit because there are still a lot of christians who believe that, and then they confused relativity with evolution. Though I guess it's also possible they were confusing relativity with moral relativism. 🤷
More specifically on the topic of this thread, my mother banned Pokemon/Digimon for being "satanic" when I was 13.
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Dagamant@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 248d
I bought a big pack of metal sporks as a gag 10ish years ago. My kid started using them non stop and became trans. Now I know why. I’m not mad, just thought it was a natural thing and not because of the sporks.
bonenode@piefed.social · 16 pts · 247d
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 247d
You can buy Foons if you want to change them back
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 247d
Note: That seems quite amoral but possibly effective.
BCsven@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 247d
Meanwhile the Welsh have other plans.
untorquer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 247d
According to the post, a spork makes you saturated. A foon, it should follow, would make you trans. ...or furry idk
Jimjim@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 246d
anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 248d
Here in germany forks are feminine and spoons are masculine, goes to show you how made up supposedly innate gender roles are.
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 247d
And ze knives are ze most gender neutral of zem all!
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 247d
In Polish, forks and knives are masculine while spoons are feminine, grammatical gender isn't even consistent across languages
Robyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 240d
In Czech they are both feminine :3
Actionschnils@feddit.org · 3 pts · 246d
And "Göffel" sounds much better :)
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 17 pts · 248d
I can't think of sporks without remembering this
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 247d
Where does it come from?
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 247d
KYM cites 4chan as the original source https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/katy-t3h-pengu1n-of-d00m
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 248d
TIL I'm a spork
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 247d
I certainly wanna put you in my mouth
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 247d
🥺
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 248d
This wasn't an example of someone calling something "satanic", but I have seen someone say special/general relativity were anti-christian. My guess is that they were taught that evolution was bullshit because there are still a lot of christians who believe that, and then they confused relativity with evolution. Though I guess it's also possible they were confusing relativity with moral relativism. 🤷
More specifically on the topic of this thread, my mother banned Pokemon/Digimon for being "satanic" when I was 13.
Best_Jeanist@discuss.online · 3 pts · 247d
Everything cool and fun is Satanic. Maybe this Satan fellow is a nice guy. I should convert to Satanism.
piccolo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 247d
Well... theres flat earthers that dont beleive in gravity. And a whole lot of flerfs are 'Christians'
Icytrees@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 248d
My friend thought the Simpsons was satanic. The same person believed the movie "The Fugitive" was good Christian fun.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 247d
It's weird, I always thought of spoons as masculine and forks as feminine
celeste@feddit.org · 2 pts · 246d
In Germany spoons are masculine (der Löffel) and forks are feminine (die Gabel) while knifes are neuter (das Messer).
piccolo@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 247d
Where do chopsticks fall into?
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 246d
I think I'd say feminine too
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 246d
too long and thin to be phallic. so it gives me more stiletto or long fingernails vibes. So I think they are more feminine looking.