Alt text: Screenshot of a Tumblr post that says "this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so I pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler."
My girlfriend is from the Mesozoic era. You wouldn't know her.
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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 237d
I asked her what she wanted. She looked at me and said "I'm gonna need about tree fitty."
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 237d
Treeeeee-fittyyy.
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 237d
Did you give money to the loch ness monster,? Now hes gonna keep coming back
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 237d
You're gonna please a 40 ft mososaurus when you couldn't even please a 5 ft lady?
SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 236d
What are the signs of a secret mermaid?