megashark literature

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jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 251d

My favorite Tolstoy work is Anna Godzilla. It's about a giant pre-historic lizard who has an intense affair with an imperial Russian count before completely wiping out Saint Petersburg.

theneverfox@pawb.social · 12 pts · 251d (9 replies)

It's kinda true, but incomplete. There's twelve stories that we've told each other since antiquity

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 251d (3 replies)

It's a different number every time. All it really means is that people really like categorizing things.

Denjin@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 250d

There's only one story we've been telling each other since antiquity and it's that we only tell each other X stories to each other since antiquity.

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d
theneverfox@pawb.social · 1 pts · 250d

I always say it's 12...

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 250d (3 replies)

I watched a movie where a wizard bound souls to puppets and then those puppets killed the people that helped him learn how to bind souls to puppets.

Is that one of the 12?

theneverfox@pawb.social · 5 pts · 250d (1 reply)

Unironically, yes. Creations turning against their creators, classic. The wizard was probably set up as the personalization of some force or ideal, like a Greek god

And let me guess... This led events that set up some kind of call to adventure for a hero, who initially ignores the warning signs until something bad happens, then he goes on a journey through a wider world than he could ever have imagined, and after defeating the villain and/or ending the threat he returns home changed?

That's a total shot in the dark, I have no idea what movie you're talking about, but in modern storytelling we usually have an A and B plot. And the heroes journey is by far the most common story in media

How close was I? And what's the movie?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 249d

It is the puppet master and starting from the first scene almost everyone is murdered by puppets. No hero, no journey. Just a fun little ride for the viewer.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 250d

Yes.

DownByLaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 251d

No, you seem to be relying on old data and are wrong. Newest estimate is that there are ~15.83 stories that we’ve told each other since antiquity

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 251d (1 reply)

Mechagodzilla erasure

Glemek@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 251d

That's just a strange godzilla comes to town

Agent641@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 250d

A man going on a journey is just a stranger comes to town, told from someone else's perspective.

x4740N@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 250d

I recently watched that ST:VOY episode with Leonardo Da Vinci so I can't stop mentally associating this guy with him

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 251d

Is this the Duck Dynasty guy?

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d (2 replies)

The third story is a sorority party not having enough money to pay the pizza delivery man

zerofk@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 250d (1 reply)

What are you doing step pizza delivery man?

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 250d

You can almost hear the echo from within the washing machine