Can't stop till brimstone

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AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 244d (7 replies)

How else am I supposed to remove the ice from my sidewalk???

Zozano@aussie.zone · 51 pts · 244d (3 replies)

ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 244d

But it’s my fault for global warming because I left a light on that one time.

0ops@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 244d (1 reply)

Just don't get too close to any load-bearing steel beams

msage@programming.dev · 1 pts · 242d

Russian snowblowers can't melt steel beams!!1!

FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 244d (2 replies)

Some places have heated sidewalks for this lol

DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 244d (1 reply)

Some places.... like where rich folks live

FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus · 6 pts · 244d

Or places where there is critical infrastructure like Train platforms in some european countries

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 21 pts · 244d (18 replies)

Can someone explain?

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 24 pts · 244d (15 replies)
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affenlehrer@feddit.org · 27 pts · 244d (14 replies)

Sorry, I still don't get the part about "salting the earth". Is that something people do to get rid of weeds?

saltesc@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 244d (4 replies)

Yep. Did this recently actually lol.

But also commonly known as a war thing, done to render the enemy's land infertile. Can't grow food for a while and stuff.

Neither of these things really make much sense in context, though.

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 3 pts · 243d

We (in Germany) use salt in winter to defrost the pavement and streets but it doesn't have a big effect on the weeds. They still appear from any crack they can find.

artifactsofchina@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 244d (2 replies)

I remember hearing that the Sahara desert was created by Romans salting the earth.

That can't possibly be true?

Also I wonder how it is connected to Jesus saying 'you are the salt of the earth'. That seems like am entirely different thing, but then again maybe not?

I feel like the most modern equivalent is Vietnam.

Saapas@piefed.zip · 19 pts · 244d (1 reply)

No, Romans didn't make the Sahara. The myth is usually that they salted the earth when they destroyed Carthage but that isn't true either

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 244d

Carthago delenda est!

BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 244d

“Salting the Earth” is an idiom that references possibly apocryphal stories of ancient warfare where an invading army would literally put large amounts of salt or salt water in the enemy’s fields so that they wouldn’t be able to grow crops. This was done to make sure that the population couldn’t rebuild and become a threat in the future. Nowadays it is used to mean that someone is making really, really sure that something is destroyed and not coming back.

Edit: Part of the meaning is going out of your way in a big way to do it, because enough salt to actually have an effect, or digging a trench to get the ocean to fill the fields would have been astoundingly expensive.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 244d (6 replies)
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affenlehrer@feddit.org · 1 pts · 244d (5 replies)

And it's just as bad / good as glyphosate?

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 244d (3 replies)

No, salt is not toxic. But makes it hard for most things to grow until the sodium washes up.

ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 244d (2 replies)

The handy men did manage to kill one of our roses by salting our sidewalk against weeds.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 244d

Salt (sodium) messes with the ability of plants to absorb certain nutrients from the soil, so if that soil wasn't very rich to begin with it can easily starve whatever is nearby.

I personally tried to kill weeds with salt in certain spots of my backyard and failed because it has plenty of nutrients and good drainage, salt doesn't last long after a couple rains.

marcos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 244d

It's way worse than glyphosate. Nothing grows until it washes up, what can take many years.

lobut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 244d

Homer Simpson's take on it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0BxqHgwlvs

Aquila@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 244d

Monsanto did some fucked up shit

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 243d

salting the earth, prevents plants from growing.

Randelung@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 243d (2 replies)

I've always wondered about the whole "you are the salt of the earth" thing. Did they mean it in a positive or negative way?

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 242d

I'm pretty sure it's positive. Salt is (was, but still is to a lesser extent) extremely valuable. It's literally where the word "salary" comes from. Every person, and animal, needs salt to survive, and it used to be much harder to obtain than today. It's only bad in extremely high amounts in a field you're planning to grow crops.

baka@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 242d

I didn't realize until you said that

DaddleDew@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 244d

Vinegar works faster

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 243d
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corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 244d (2 replies)

till

\sigh

MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 244d

Maybe they mean they're at the brimstone till to buy some brimstone.

Or, maybe they're a brimstone farmer and need to till the land specifically for brimstone.

We'll just never know...

psud@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 242d

I don't think they know they're trying to abbreviate 'until'

sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 243d

Brimstone. Girls would never take him home,

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 243d

glycophosate

is that supposed to be glycophosphate? If not what is that?

edit: nvm... I may have been saying it wrong all these years.

Shayeta@feddit.org · 0 pts · 243d

A fitting fate for Carthage I say! Right after we destroy it!