Drunk raccoon that went on boozy rampage in Virginia liquor store is repeat offender, officials say
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-repeat-offender-b2884276.html
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jordanlund@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 268d
Apparently also broke into a karate studio and raided snacks from a DMV office.
This is a Dreamworks movie waiting to happen.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 pts · 268d
This raccon should run for office.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d
Make him an official member of the Rob Ford family. 😉
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 268d
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 268d
What a criminal.
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 268d
There's a use for AI, because I'm sure this doesn't already exist. "Cartoon raccoon doing the antigravity lean from Michael Jackson's 'Smooth Criminal'."
None of them got it right. 😟
jh6AZStb@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 268d
Look he needs help OK ? Not ridicule but just support that’s all he needs to get back on his little feet that’s it