Here's how you should flirt with my girlfriend

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TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 44 pts · 264d (2 replies)

This person is a bit crazy for using this as a springboard for their posting, but I will say that I got far better at making new friends and flirting after doing cold call telesales for work.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 264d (1 reply)

Same, but I do feel a bit conflicted because I’m not sure if I actually like the person or I’m just in Sales Mode

SGforce@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 264d

That is a good feeling. It means you are still human.

planish@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 264d (2 replies)

I can't tell if this voice sounds like an AI model because this post was somehow generated by Copilot, or because Business Bros just read too much AI output, or because the AIs are designed to sound like Business Bros.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 264d

Yes to all.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 264d

That's how academic papers are starting to feel, too. A generation of freshmen are using bullet points and headers... even in written essays.

To be fair it does make it much easier to grade but my take home assignment grading is giving me paranoia.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 264d

Ngl. Terrible premise from a guy with a cuckold fetish, but his strategy is more or less what sales people follow.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 264d

Should have used the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 264d
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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 6 pts · 264d

This is an obvious joke but also a great example of why you shouldn't date business majors

Jinni@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 261d

I hate it when the cuckold tries to backseat fuck. You're in the Sneako chair for a reason.