The Wonderful company is truly terrible and deserves WAY more digital graffiti. Their billionaire owners are quite literally siphoning all the public water out of Los Angeles to grow their overpriced pistachios and pomegranates. Their money is as dirty as can be as well.
Seriously fuck the wonderful company and the owners the resnicks. I too am shocked that they don’t get more hate on the internet which I can only assume is due to lack of awareness. To help remediate that here is A great episode of The Dollop about them and how absolutely godawful they are.
23 Comments
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 36 pts · 240d
As much as I hope and wish this is true I don't think society could put up with such a bold marketing strategy.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 240d
nixon@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 240d
I don’t drink soda often but I feel Squirt is the best one out of all the mainstream sodas out there.
Grapefruit soda and the name is Squirt, I mean, come on, it’s firing on all cylinders here.
It also makes a great mixer, especially with tequila.
deacon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 240d
Squirt is the absolute Bomb’s Pajamas.
nixon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 240d
Bomb’s Pajamas sounds like a dangerous job for an item of clothing.
deacon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d
Someone’s gotta do it.
nixon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 239d
Do they though?
I guess this all loops back to the age old philosophical question scholars have never been able to settle, do bombs need pajamas?
Carvex@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 240d
Lick My Grinchnuts^TM
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 239d
Oh my sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to the Corn Nuts " Bust a Nut" ad campaign.
AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 239d
Faked, the real one says "Green and salty just like me"
Zoot@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 239d
How is that possibly any better 🤣
AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 239d
Right.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 239d
"Just like mine" would be even better. More subtle.
wowbaggerip@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 239d
The Wonderful company is truly terrible and deserves WAY more digital graffiti. Their billionaire owners are quite literally siphoning all the public water out of Los Angeles to grow their overpriced pistachios and pomegranates. Their money is as dirty as can be as well.
Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 239d
Seriously fuck the wonderful company and the owners the resnicks. I too am shocked that they don’t get more hate on the internet which I can only assume is due to lack of awareness. To help remediate that here is A great episode of The Dollop about them and how absolutely godawful they are.
sundray@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 240d
Hrm, well I hope he shaves, 'cause I ain't never seen a hairy pistachio.
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 239d
I'm so glad someone made a Jim Carrey edit of this
albertye@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 240d
I wish this was my job, doing silly ads
hopesdead@startrek.website · 5 pts · 240d
Does Jim know he is being associated with such things?
crumbgrabber@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 240d
I got special permission from him after visiting on set, I can show you the certificate. Here is where we signed the deal.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 239d
I imagine he's not terribly afraid of being associated with a nuts joke
kautau@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 239d
I think he’d be alright with it
https://youtu.be/-JmNKGfFj7w
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 239d
Suck on my chocolate salted balls https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY