Nutritous and delicious

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23 Comments

SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 36 pts · 240d (8 replies)

As much as I hope and wish this is true I don't think society could put up with such a bold marketing strategy.

Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 240d (5 replies)

nixon@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 240d (4 replies)

I don’t drink soda often but I feel Squirt is the best one out of all the mainstream sodas out there.

Grapefruit soda and the name is Squirt, I mean, come on, it’s firing on all cylinders here.

It also makes a great mixer, especially with tequila.

deacon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 240d (3 replies)

Squirt is the absolute Bomb’s Pajamas.

nixon@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 240d (2 replies)

Bomb’s Pajamas sounds like a dangerous job for an item of clothing.

deacon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 239d (1 reply)

Someone’s gotta do it.

nixon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 239d

Do they though?

I guess this all loops back to the age old philosophical question scholars have never been able to settle, do bombs need pajamas?

Carvex@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 240d

Lick My Grinchnuts^TM

Floodedwomb@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 239d

Oh my sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to the Corn Nuts " Bust a Nut" ad campaign.

AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 239d (3 replies)

Faked, the real one says "Green and salty just like me"

Zoot@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 239d (1 reply)

How is that possibly any better 🤣

AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 239d

Right.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 239d

"Just like mine" would be even better. More subtle.

wowbaggerip@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 239d (1 reply)

The Wonderful company is truly terrible and deserves WAY more digital graffiti. Their billionaire owners are quite literally siphoning all the public water out of Los Angeles to grow their overpriced pistachios and pomegranates. Their money is as dirty as can be as well.

Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 239d

Seriously fuck the wonderful company and the owners the resnicks. I too am shocked that they don’t get more hate on the internet which I can only assume is due to lack of awareness. To help remediate that here is A great episode of The Dollop about them and how absolutely godawful they are.

sundray@lemmus.org · 14 pts · 240d

Hrm, well I hope he shaves, 'cause I ain't never seen a hairy pistachio.

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 239d

I'm so glad someone made a Jim Carrey edit of this

albertye@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 240d

I wish this was my job, doing silly ads

hopesdead@startrek.website · 5 pts · 240d (3 replies)

Does Jim know he is being associated with such things?

crumbgrabber@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 240d

I got special permission from him after visiting on set, I can show you the certificate. Here is where we signed the deal.

dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 239d

I imagine he's not terribly afraid of being associated with a nuts joke

a gif of Jim Carrey being birthed by a rhinoceros

kautau@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 239d

I think he’d be alright with it

https://youtu.be/-JmNKGfFj7w

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 239d

Suck on my chocolate salted balls https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY