tbh probably cocaine because I like that more than soda in every regard.
Taste: I hate such sweetness.
Texture: I hate sparkling liquid. Powder is perfect.
Availability: There ain't no taxi for soda.
Addictivenes: Sugar is worse than basically any other pure drug.
Consequences: Sugar makes you fat and down. Cocaine does the opposite.
26 Comments
NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 282d
Brings a sack of smelting coal.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d
I also laughed a lot during a recent Alec Steele video.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 282d
RC Cola
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 282d
truly the ascended answer
thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 282d
I don't know where to get cocaine
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 282d
Not sure if this is still a thing, but before covid I got it offered in big cities financial districts when grabbing my nose when it tickled 😆
Seems like that's some secret sign I accidentally made.
kandoh@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 281d
Ask restaurant and bar staff, worse case they laugh and say they don't know.
robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 282d
Yeah, fent is super easy but cocaine? I'd have to ask around and hope it's not fent. It's probably fent.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 282d
The dark net, then you don't even have to leave your house
NotANumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 274d
The darknet? You can get anything on the darknet
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 273d
the official cocaine website
30p87@feddit.org · 14 pts · 282d
tbh probably cocaine because I like that more than soda in every regard.
Taste: I hate such sweetness.
Texture: I hate sparkling liquid. Powder is perfect.
Availability: There ain't no taxi for soda.
Addictivenes: Sugar is worse than basically any other pure drug.
Consequences: Sugar makes you fat and down. Cocaine does the opposite.
django@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 282d
Cocaine is surely worse than sugar. That's why coca cola now contains less cocaine and more sugar.
menas@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 282d
One of those substance is link with massive exploitation and assassination. It's coca-cola oc
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 281d
One of those substances is produced by an entity that owned several Russian warships. It's Pepsi
menas@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 274d
Oh my gad. All Coks are bastards
kandoh@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 281d
Mami would have everything already for the party, she'd never ask you to bring anything
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 282d
The generic Summit brand from Aldi is quite a good generic cola, has a bit more of a rooty taste to it in a pleasant way. Also half the price.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 282d
water
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 281d
ooohohohoh imma bring the coka cola-
also-yesyes i didnt see aal ur recent posts and now imma look at them and comment on em-
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 281d
:3
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 282d
dr. pepper
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 273d
9 out of 10 doctors say that water is better for you than soda. The 10th is Dr. Pepper.
Randelung@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 281d
What the fu-
- Madoka abridged series
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 282d
Sprite
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 282d
pepsi!