*Everybody now!*

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24 Comments

MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 243d (4 replies)

WHOA BLACK BETTY

virku@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 243d (3 replies)

PANDA LAMP

witty_username@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 243d (2 replies)
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Thassodar@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 243d (1 reply)
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 243d

CLAMPIN' HAMS

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 243d (1 reply)

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 243d

noname_yet2077@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 243d

clamp clamp

rook@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 243d (2 replies)

Clamp your hams

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 243d (1 reply)

Beat me by six minutes.

Phrasing.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 243d

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 243d (7 replies)

What if I'm not?

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 14 pts · 243d (4 replies)

Cramp your ham


Uh, now that I think of it, cramp your clam sounds even worse!

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 243d (2 replies)

Crank your hog?

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 243d (1 reply)

SPEAK UP BROTHER I CAN'T HEAR YOU

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 243d

CRANK. THAT. HOG. BROTHER.

CelloMike@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 243d

Hamp your clam

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 243d

Let's be real. You neither have the ham or the clamp. Like the miserable person you are. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go put my le farm in, and then take my le farm out. That's how do you do the hokey pokey, you know.

Lembot_0006@programming.dev · 0 pts · 243d

Then our moderators will ban you. So become happy, right instant!

TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 243d (1 reply)
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witty_username@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 243d
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lauha@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 243d

While the sound of single ham clamping is a well known zen kōan, the famous jul song in question talks aboit multiple hams being clamped.

Bonus@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 242d

Hammy As A Clamp

klu9@piefed.social · 2 pts · 243d

Vise your gammon?

Digit@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 243d

No.

rain_worl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 172d

alt text:
If you're happy and you know it
image of a piece of ham with a clamp on it

Focal@pawb.social · 1 pts · 243d

I thought it was Pochita at first!!