idk if this is real tbh

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TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works · 82 pts · 271d (14 replies)

What was he trying to imply with that statement? That you use a gun to force a doctor to treat you? Or that you blow your brains out if you can't afford care

turdas@suppo.fi · 70 pts · 271d (5 replies)

You shoot the disease before it gets to you.

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 271d
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 271d

Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 271d (2 replies)

Thats how my uncle cured his being gay. A bullet to the dome cures any ailments #shootthegayaway

/s if not obvious

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 270d (1 reply)

There was that one guy who managed to shoot out his bipolar disorder.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 270d

No, it cured OCD, unless you're referring to something else than what I found when fact checking this

https://cerebrodigital.net/en/gunshot-head-cured-mental-illness/

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 63 pts · 270d

starik@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 271d (4 replies)

Gun: It cures what ails you.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 271d (3 replies)

I mean, Charlie Kirk will never need another doctor.

starik@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 270d (2 replies)

A gunshot wound is worth a lifetime of apples.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 270d (1 reply)

Apple gun

It fires apples, and is made by Apple

Ixoid@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 270d

iGlock

EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 12 pts · 271d

I'm guessing he means the gun is to deter people from physically harming him, or shoot the ones who aren't deterred. This in no way helps anyone whose health is threatened by any of the numerous more common threats to health, but that's not his problem.

Thewhizard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 271d

I am confused too.

AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 21 pts · 270d

Not a real quote, but funny nonetheless.

splendid9583@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 271d (6 replies)
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 271d (5 replies)

tldr?

(taboo link; don’t reddit)

someguy3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 271d (3 replies)

Top comment at 11 points:

It seems that it means that since you already have the right to protect yourself, you don't need the right to healthcare from injuries. Like "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 271d

damn, wish I had my gun when I rolled my ankle stepping off a curb

I would have blasted that concrete into a soft cushion and not banged up my knee

kungen@feddit.nu · 5 pts · 270d (1 reply)

So they're suggesting we shoot obese people?

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 1 pts · 270d

Slowy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 271d

No satisfying answer there

BetaBlake@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 271d

He meant that the cure for throat cancer was to shoot it out

PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 271d

i though Ben Shapiro said that. the government is really determined to convince us they know CEO killer, but i never want to know. im happy someone did it

cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 271d
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