Chicago

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9 Comments

DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 254d

This actually has nothing to do with immigration. Chicagoans are just tired of slipping on the sidewalk

stoy@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 254d (1 reply)

You know how to deal with ICE, you throw grit on it.

This works regarless of what type of ICE it is, however you may need to adjust the quantity and application method based on the type of ICE.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 254d

We use our used coffee grounds. 5 gallon pail, endless supply! We use them in the garden elsewise.

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 254d (1 reply)

fuck ice

love snow

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · -1 pts · 254d

Works for those inserting into their own orifices, but instructions for straight males unclear - can't maintain erection while fucking ice (either variety).

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 254d (3 replies)

Should be Kill Ice. You gotta actually stop the Nazis.

vrek@programming.dev · 1 pts · 254d (2 replies)

They didn't specify which hole to fuck... I mean if you fuck nazis/ice in the ear or up the nostril...

SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 254d (1 reply)

Wouldn't that require one to almost literally have a "pencil dick"?

vrek@programming.dev · 0 pts · 254d

No, but larger the dick requires more force