The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

Darn, now I gotta get up from my chair.... Grumble grumble.

Darn fangled internet, confusing me. We used to just go to a muddy corner and for a penny make people groan and there were pear trees everywhere and the smell of cum....

Where am I again?

Didnt know that was a thing?

Since time immemorial.