c/dadjokes · by whodatdair@lemm.ee · 3yWhat do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. 130 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
HandsomePotatoe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?
Russell
tipicaldik@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
... or flying over the fence?
Homer
ejsexton82@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 3y
Where does Eileen work?
IHOP.
whodatdair@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Lmao that’s good
Defenestrator@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 3y
What do you call a woman with one artificial leg?
Peg.
valkyre09@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
What about a woman with no legs?
Noleen
RavenFellBlade@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Consuela if she's Latina.
lando55@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
😆 I am learning Spanish and I approve
scorpious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pot of boiling water? Stew
What do you call a man with no arms or legs I at your front door? Matt
tipicaldik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
... or in a porn flick?
Dick
plzExplainNdetail@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 3y
What do you call a guy on the wall? Art. What do you call two guys on a wall? Curt and Rod.
anti@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
What do you call a man with no shins?
Tony.
iguessineedtosignup@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 3y