c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 240dThe REAL news 555 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world
28 Comments
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 240d
> Claims to be Fox News
> Covers news about rats instead
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 240d
They normally cover rats, donkeys, leopards, and snakes.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 240d
"cover"
You mean kiss their bungholes
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 239d
But never the elephant in the room.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 240d
The real !foxnews@lemmy.sdf.org
deadymouse@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 240d
Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 240d
This is how the owners and presenters of Fox News view the rest of us.
Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 240d
THIS IS A FOX NYEEEUUWS ALERRT
kwomp2@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 240d
as with the other news: why wouldn't they just share?
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 15 pts · 240d
Maybe they're trying to. They aren't fighting, they're just trying to tear it in two so they can both take it to their respective families.
kwomp2@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 240d
ooh I soo misinterpretated history
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 240d
Germany and ussr werent fighting, they were just trying to share Poland!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 240d
Fox News would never promote socialism
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 240d
Show us the video.
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 240d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvDSdCA-Los
3 minutes
marcos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 240d
That's a really strong piece of bread.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 240d
A stale bagel is like granite. When a NYC builder wants to skimp on construction costs, they lay the foundation on a mixture of cement, used coffee cups and stale bagels.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 240d
I heard they use stale bagels as bearing plates in NYC
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 240d
Of course it is, it’s New York. Any bagel seller with floppy bagels will be out of business before the weekend
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 240d
It's outrageous they sell such low quality bread for rats. Like they are second class citizens.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 240d
... that's a lot of random garbage ...
idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 240d
They are called "newyorkers"
Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 240d
Cute
ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnUehEz7VgM
plsnerf7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d
TUG-OF-WAR: Two rats
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 6 pts · 240d
This is a perfect metaphor about the current state of the country.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 240d
Well don't leave us hanging, who won?
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 240d
The true MMA.
MMA = Mouse Meal Actvities
baconsunday@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 240d
Well, who won??!