The REAL news

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TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 240d (4 replies)

> Claims to be Fox News

> Covers news about rats instead

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 240d (2 replies)

They normally cover rats, donkeys, leopards, and snakes.

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 240d

"cover"

You mean kiss their bungholes

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 239d

But never the elephant in the room.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 240d
deadymouse@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 240d
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Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 240d

This is how the owners and presenters of Fox News view the rest of us.

Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 240d

THIS IS A FOX NYEEEUUWS ALERRT

kwomp2@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 240d (4 replies)

as with the other news: why wouldn't they just share?

KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 15 pts · 240d (2 replies)

Maybe they're trying to. They aren't fighting, they're just trying to tear it in two so they can both take it to their respective families.

kwomp2@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 240d (1 reply)

ooh I soo misinterpretated history

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 10 pts · 240d

Germany and ussr werent fighting, they were just trying to share Poland!

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 240d

Fox News would never promote socialism

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 240d (11 replies)

Show us the video.

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 240d (8 replies)
marcos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 240d (4 replies)

That's a really strong piece of bread.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 240d (1 reply)

A stale bagel is like granite. When a NYC builder wants to skimp on construction costs, they lay the foundation on a mixture of cement, used coffee cups and stale bagels.

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 240d

I heard they use stale bagels as bearing plates in NYC

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 240d

Of course it is, it’s New York. Any bagel seller with floppy bagels will be out of business before the weekend

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 240d

It's outrageous they sell such low quality bread for rats. Like they are second class citizens.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 240d (1 reply)

... that's a lot of random garbage ...

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 240d

They are called "newyorkers"

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 240d

Cute

ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d
plsnerf7@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d
SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world · 6 pts · 240d

This is a perfect metaphor about the current state of the country.

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 240d

Well don't leave us hanging, who won?

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 240d

The true MMA.

MMA = Mouse Meal Actvities

baconsunday@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 240d

Well, who won??!