Explains why I'm all alone today

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10 Comments

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 256d

Yo Santa I can explain my wikifeet search history

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 256d

🤫

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 256d

Creeper.

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 256d

No, no, dear Santa, you are incorrect. I do not need to visit my therapist, I simply belong to the psychiatric asylum. 🙃

danc4498@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 256d

I don’t mind it but it’s not good behavior

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 255d

I prefer sparkling nuts

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 255d

Hot Topic T-shirt-ass meme

Jinni@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 253d

That is why I asked for a fucking therapist Santa!!! And you never give me one.

YOU MADE ME!!!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 255d

But it feels so right.

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 255d

You're stalking me and talking about how I'm disturbed? My friend Harvey the rabbit and I are very disappointed by your hypocrisy.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 255d
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