Maybe she'll have the good grace to type a response and let us know, when she finds the opportunity to take her hand from between her legs and clean off those sticky fingers?
Well what better way to be the centre of attention than a group chat about how you like to get off? (Other than a group of people all actively making sure you get off maybe?!)
You need someone to notice the way you can't sit still, how you squirm and shuffle for no apparent reason, how your nipples are constantly hard and you cross your legs not because you're trying to look ladylike but because you like the way your clit feels pressurised between your thighs?
They not only notice your state of arousal but they have absolutely no hesitation in taking charge of the situation, and you?
Don’t get discouraged by creeper middle aged men talking to you. Try Tinder or something (I guess apps are uncool now at your age) or whatever else isn’t social suicide. Or just own being there. It still seems to work for Grindr, going by GOP convention stats.
Idc how old or creepy people are here, I wasn't assuming a bunch of young studs haha. plus it's not like i haven't fucked a middle aged man or two anyway
I understand the part about middle aged men, but who are you to tell people what apps are appropriate for what age!? We gate keeping apps now? 24 is too old for Tinder? Tf?!
No, I read about young people saying apps are uncool for meeting people, the opposite of what you thought I said. But I’m old and my info is third hand.
I've been busy cleaning out my parents house. My dad went into long term care and my mother had a small stroke and is in the hospital. She's going to go into long term care with him so I'm going to sell their house. It's small and relatively close to my house. They had a bunch of home care assistive aids including a hydraulic patient lift. I looked at it the other day and thought that someone could be comfortably slung up in that thing and I could just pull up a chair and go to town eating them out. I've suggested it to a couple of friends but had no takers.
Thanks. They're doing as well as could be hoped. My dad doesn't want to be in LTC and my mom is upset that she won't be able to knit with just one hand. I'm doing my best to support them both.
A virtual space on the internet with participants from around the world in different time zones is probably not the easiest way to find a fuck buddy to quench your thirst, ageist gatekeeping notwithstanding.
I mean, I have a few suggestions. There's dirty pen pals, and erp's for the advanced users. There's cum tributes, I did one once, blew their mind 😅
You can send pictures and have NSFW talks, but unless you have a really good Haptic VR set up, you won't get even a hint of them, and even then, just a hint of the real thing.
Having said that, I would 100% rail a good deal of people here, until the bed breaks.
I mean, I don't consider myself you know, above anyone in that sense. The more enthusiastic they are, the more they want to fuck, the more gladly I will give them what they want.
Unless they are some really bad people, I would gladly service someone!
But best we can do is VR, dirty talk, cum tributes...
39 Comments
cherry001@lemmynsfw.com · 10 pts · 232d
Well I recommend you masturbate.
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 232d
These things are always better with someone else's hand 🤭
SarahFromOz@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 232d
LOL you seem to be horny a lot.
Seen any good porn recently?
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 232d
I'd like a top 3 list. What are the specific scenarios that are going to make that masturbation really hit the spot?
SarahFromOz@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 232d
Apparently this is the party sluts GOAT Porno:
https://rapelust.com/video/gangbanged-by-a-soccer-team-in-the-locker-room/
From an earlier post....
Would love to find out what 2 and 3 are.
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 232d
Maybe she'll have the good grace to type a response and let us know, when she finds the opportunity to take her hand from between her legs and clean off those sticky fingers?
rainfall@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 210d
omg i love this is how people talk about me when im not on lmao
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 210d
I do hope you take it as a compliment!
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 231d
Try handsandpussy! They are just so good.
EDIT: Forgot sexuality, perhaps do not. It's a Lesbian couple, so if you are gay only, or not Lesbian, you should know.
rainfall@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 210d
been watching broken latina whores a bit hehe https://darknessporn.com/81132-5-men-abuse-candy-before-she-breaks-down-in-tears-and-after/
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 210d
There's a theme emerging here of being the centre of everyone's attention and getting every hole stuffed full
rainfall@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 190d
i am an attention whore no doubt about it
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 190d
Well what better way to be the centre of attention than a group chat about how you like to get off? (Other than a group of people all actively making sure you get off maybe?!)
Sudonymous@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 232d
No faster way to bring everyone out of the woodwork.
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 232d
I am. What is causing your libido to be so troublesome?
rainfall@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 232d
not having someone to quell it i guess. my toys only go so far
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 232d
You need someone to notice the way you can't sit still, how you squirm and shuffle for no apparent reason, how your nipples are constantly hard and you cross your legs not because you're trying to look ladylike but because you like the way your clit feels pressurised between your thighs?
They not only notice your state of arousal but they have absolutely no hesitation in taking charge of the situation, and you?
stockings_n_summer@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 232d
Sound off 12
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 231d
Yep, I usually check on here every morning to see if anything interesting is posted, especially on the weekends.
Also basically in heat every morning, but what can you do? It's not like you can dick someone over the web. Otherwise, I would gladly.
People are busy, and have jobs. These are not your average Reddit NEET's, or silver spoon people. There are also very few of us.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 232d
Don’t get discouraged by creeper middle aged men talking to you. Try Tinder or something (I guess apps are uncool now at your age) or whatever else isn’t social suicide. Or just own being there. It still seems to work for Grindr, going by GOP convention stats.
rainfall@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 210d
Idc how old or creepy people are here, I wasn't assuming a bunch of young studs haha. plus it's not like i haven't fucked a middle aged man or two anyway
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 210d
Well hopefully you'll appreciate how much more adept they are at handling a horny little slut
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 231d
I understand the part about middle aged men, but who are you to tell people what apps are appropriate for what age!? We gate keeping apps now? 24 is too old for Tinder? Tf?!
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 224d
No, I read about young people saying apps are uncool for meeting people, the opposite of what you thought I said. But I’m old and my info is third hand.
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 224d
I don't mind old.
But why did I have to be born straight 😭
Some of the best pickup lines I ever heard was from men.
Oh well.
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 232d
Only a few meat popsicles :)
MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 232d
I've been busy cleaning out my parents house. My dad went into long term care and my mother had a small stroke and is in the hospital. She's going to go into long term care with him so I'm going to sell their house. It's small and relatively close to my house. They had a bunch of home care assistive aids including a hydraulic patient lift. I looked at it the other day and thought that someone could be comfortably slung up in that thing and I could just pull up a chair and go to town eating them out. I've suggested it to a couple of friends but had no takers.
cherry001@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 229d
I hope your parents are doing well
MapleEngineer@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 220d
Thanks. They're doing as well as could be hoped. My dad doesn't want to be in LTC and my mom is upset that she won't be able to knit with just one hand. I'm doing my best to support them both.
codyx44@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 232d
Im here and I got something that might help you dm me
dugmeup@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 232d
Knock knock
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 229d
Yeah, I have nothing going on so here I am.
StrangeBedfellow@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 231d
A virtual space on the internet with participants from around the world in different time zones is probably not the easiest way to find a fuck buddy to quench your thirst, ageist gatekeeping notwithstanding.
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 231d
I mean, I have a few suggestions. There's dirty pen pals, and erp's for the advanced users. There's cum tributes, I did one once, blew their mind 😅
You can send pictures and have NSFW talks, but unless you have a really good Haptic VR set up, you won't get even a hint of them, and even then, just a hint of the real thing.
Having said that, I would 100% rail a good deal of people here, until the bed breaks.
cherry001@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 229d
You suggesting an orgy with fellow LemmyNSFW users ?😏
RepressedLemmier@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 228d
I mean, I don't consider myself you know, above anyone in that sense. The more enthusiastic they are, the more they want to fuck, the more gladly I will give them what they want.
Unless they are some really bad people, I would gladly service someone!
But best we can do is VR, dirty talk, cum tributes...
Wish I could make you cum myself, in-person 😋
Siriousproblums@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 231d
Here, just quiet
ve1vetv3il@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 208d
Be loud!!
Siriousproblums@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 208d
More the strong quiet type