You're just gonna end up trying to eat it only to realize it doesn't fit in your mouth and then you'd have to turn it around 180 degrees and try again only to realize that it still doesn't fit in your mouth and then you'd have to turn it back again and realize that it actually did fit the first time.
Every story about a bakery I've ever heard is them doing stuff like this. I'm convinced it's a global conspiracy. Forgot the Freemasons, it's the intentional cabal of cake decorators I'm worried about.
I'm not even convinced a bakery made that cake. The picture is waaaay off center, and the twirly stuff looks like shit. I'm convinced they skipped the bakery and just made it themselves.
I asked for dairy Queen to put a "cartoon steak" on a cake, to tease my friend who was an inconsistent vegetarian.
When I picked up the cake, it had a cartoon snake on it.
The story made the cake even better than it would have been if they did what I wanted.
17 Comments
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 56 pts · 243d
Tbf the photo of the usb stick is better than whatever crap they probably wanted on that cake.
If it isn't then I'd eat the whole cake.
You know what? I'm going to eat the whole cake anyway.
I'm coming. For the cake. Do not resist.
tomiant@piefed.social · 32 pts · 242d
You're just gonna end up trying to eat it only to realize it doesn't fit in your mouth and then you'd have to turn it around 180 degrees and try again only to realize that it still doesn't fit in your mouth and then you'd have to turn it back again and realize that it actually did fit the first time.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 242d
YOU'RE A WITCH.
BURN THE WITCH.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 241d
The Cake is a Lie.
The Cake is a Lie.
The Cake is a Lie.
The Cake is a Lie.
nil@piefed.ca · 41 pts · 243d
Nice memory
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 243d
Flashy
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 243d
No shit they weren't about to plug that drive into their computers. Funny still.
nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 242d
What if the photo in USB stick was the photo of a USB stick?
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 242d
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 242d
Then it means it’s not a dream because the USB stick stops spinning.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 2 pts · 242d
It's filled with regret.
echodot@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 242d
Every story about a bakery I've ever heard is them doing stuff like this. I'm convinced it's a global conspiracy. Forgot the Freemasons, it's the intentional cabal of cake decorators I'm worried about.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 241d
Go to bakery, give them a flash drive, ask them to make a cake with a picture of the flashdrive.
"Umm... You mean use a picture on the flashdrive?"
"No, I want you to take a picture of the flashdrive itself and put it on the cake... It's for a joke..."
"Ok, whatever, you're the customer!"
Post picture of the cake you specifically requested "Omg! LoOk whAt thE BaKery diD!!!1"
MBech@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 241d
I'm not even convinced a bakery made that cake. The picture is waaaay off center, and the twirly stuff looks like shit. I'm convinced they skipped the bakery and just made it themselves.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 241d
I asked for dairy Queen to put a "cartoon steak" on a cake, to tease my friend who was an inconsistent vegetarian.
When I picked up the cake, it had a cartoon snake on it.
The story made the cake even better than it would have been if they did what I wanted.
20cello@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 243d
Ermagerd
bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 243d
They did exactly as u asked hahaha