*checks date
1.5 days to go here...
pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven't done it yet...
also, what's that smell?
Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you...
Now they call you prince charming Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
GAG!
So, you've been taking baths?
God I hope so
https://biologyinsights.com/what-happens-if-you-dont-bathe-for-a-year/
Thats an interesting read and i hope i wont get reason to share it beyond informing others :)
Yeah, I just eew'd through a few paragraphs and clicked the back button. I'm good.
Are you going to shower once this year?
Of course, else i could not send this next year
I'm uncomfortable.
For like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.
i don't think even kiribati is at 2026 yet, if they do reach 2026, the meaning of this joke changes.
Only if the poster is in Kiribati, which is unlikely.
Cats might not shower, but they're constantly bathing.
3 days...
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Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 98 pts · 238d
*checks date
1.5 days to go here...
pretty sure the first place to enter 2026 is Kiribati and they haven't done it yet...
also, what's that smell?
TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 238d
🤢
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 238d
Ooh, that smell Can't you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you...
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
Now they call you prince charming Can't speak a word when you're full of 'ludes
thatkomputerkat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 238d
GAG!
gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 238d
So, you've been taking baths?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 238d
God I hope so
Maeve@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 238d
https://biologyinsights.com/what-happens-if-you-dont-bathe-for-a-year/
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 238d
Thats an interesting read and i hope i wont get reason to share it beyond informing others :)
gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 237d
Yeah, I just eew'd through a few paragraphs and clicked the back button. I'm good.
robocall@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 238d
Are you going to shower once this year?
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 238d
Of course, else i could not send this next year
ekky@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 238d
I'm uncomfortable.
Una@europe.pub · 9 pts · 238d
For like 1.5 days will be my 3rd anniversary since I last showered. I am developing exoskeleton.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 238d
i don't think even kiribati is at 2026 yet, if they do reach 2026, the meaning of this joke changes.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 238d
Only if the poster is in Kiribati, which is unlikely.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 238d
Cats might not shower, but they're constantly bathing.
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 234d
3 days...