Salamanderwizard

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Shit like this makes me feel little bits of the truth came through the Bible. Missed by the men who'd use it for their own gain.

If there was a higher being a "God," I doubt they would be as cruel and barbaric as the books say. Why bother being that way? Maybe at one time, it wanted to be closer to us, but realized it wasn't good for us. Now we've got folks thinking they feel it, but "it" is probably long gone. Either exploring the universe and everything between or dead.

Oh it gets better. The hurricane that ripped through Georgia a year or so back ripped up our fence. They wanted us to keep it there until they could find someone to put it up.

It was rotted and no one wanted to do it...they were gonna keep a rotted fence on the ground in our yard.

I don't know about you, but Georgia got some bad snakes. I broke that bitch down, built a fire pit and burned it. They can marinate my family jewels if they think I'd keep a snake den in my back yard with my 6 yr old.

Oh god... that looks like my little Princess Mable.

I still dream about her every night. Her little chirps and the way she'd climb up me and give me kisses.

God, I sure do miss her. My heart breaks a million more times when I feel her out the corner of my eyes. Like a little speed demon just out of view and out of reach of my arms to grab and nuzzle into as she chirps for joy.

Sorry...2nd yr without her, and I'm still in broken pieces over her.

This little fuzz ball looks so sweet. I'm glad they have a good home!

Our landlord wanted us to pay for the ac being fixed...during the hottest part of July.

You could be on fire in front of me, and I'd piss on you. Tell me you're a landlord and I'll need the first month and last month deposit first.

Drones are only as scary because there is no real counter to em. Give it a while, and we'll have satellites that make A.D.D (anti drone dome)

Tanks were scary and unstoppable. Planes were scary and unstoppable.

It's just the new weapon, there will be counters to it eventually, and then it'll slowly slide its way into the oversized toy bin of humanities cruel talent for war.

Oh Jesus. Did our reality get mixed with a reality that carries on like a SNL skit? Are all of our current problems, problems that would be funny in a skit, but not in our reality?

Oh fuck. It makes sense now. It's why Trump and everyone who follows him seems to be unrealistically corny and stupid. To stupid to function, but somehow has total power? SNL reality has melded with our reality.