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17 Comments

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 41 pts · 233d (10 replies)
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 233d

Plenty of birth control options that allow the full nut experience these days.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 233d (8 replies)

Or, crazy thought, get a vasectomy and spray away.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 12 pts · 233d (6 replies)

The majority of vasectomies are irreversible, I wouldn't personally try to push it upon people who don't want one but power to the ones who do.

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 233d (3 replies)

If we're recommending not reproducing, it's a guaranteed method to solve a problem. I'm not saying push it on people, but if one doesn't want (more) kids, get the snip and fling some yogurt.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 233d (2 replies)

flinging yogurt comes with cleanup to do afterwards, which sucks

Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d

That's what towels are for

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 233d

Not my problem

Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 233d (1 reply)

I, on the other hand, want to Cyber bully everyone into getting vasectomies. Because they're irreversible.

GET A VASECTOMY FATTY FAT FAT FATTY

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 233d

*Laughs in Greek Demigod.

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 233d

Fun fact: in the US, your health insurance will likely make it very affordable if not free because they don’t want to pay out for future birth/child-related expenses. The uno-reverse, on the other hand…

Asafum@feddit.nl · 37 pts · 233d (3 replies)

Hmm... She is crazy, but I can't just ignore the signs right?

Jerkface@piefed.social · 17 pts · 233d (2 replies)

It was posted on the Internet. You basically have to do it.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 233d (1 reply)

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 7 pts · 233d

damn. being called the drummer in Metallica is basically fighting words, big time.

thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 233d

👍

Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 233d

Look at my thumb. Boy you're dumb.

q5VtXnYt@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 233d

Fanking! Nice.