If Trump were a Civilization character, how would he play?

This is completely for funsies, satire, and 1st amendment approved. ✅

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gustofwind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 221d

He nuking everyone like Gandhi

Fandangalo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 221d (1 reply)

I think you’d have to change the goals of the game based on whoever last positively or negatively interacted with him. Something like “+Military attack vs. the last player with a negative interaction; -Military attack vs all other players,” where the bonus is ever changing.

It seems like he’d have gold earnings at the cost of reduced production domestically. But also some push-pull, like every 50 gold generates 1 unhappiness, with costal cities generating twice as much unhappiness.

I’d want to see some other dice roll mechanic that changes the Civ every 2-3 turns. It would probably be something around culture, but now the character’s mechanics are a little crowded.

For units, it appears they’d use a battleship that’s a complete disaster and not actually helpful. There’s probably also something like a priest / culture bomb unit, like you can send an influencer which causes unhappiness in other states when it gets to a city (sort of like a spy).

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 221d

Also able to buy immigrants for gold but also randomly looses population to friendly neighbors regardless of happiness that show up as immigrants.

Maiq@piefed.social · 4 pts · 221d

With 13 year olds and below.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 221d

He'd cheat.

Krill@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 221d

He'd be Perpentach /FFH2