c/lemmyshitpost · by Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 240dYou do get a hot blue alien wife though... Context: Jake Sulley, avatar main character, lost his legs in Venezuela. 142 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
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H3mp79@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 240d
It would be so hard to look for the legs you lost. I know how hard it is to find my glasses after I lose them damn
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 240d
I'd rather have a Venezuelan wife anyway. Blue aliens are overrated, they don't even have aliussy, just weird tentacle shit.
dumbass@piefed.social · 7 pts · 240d
Yeah, but he looked like he was really fucking enjoying that weird hair tentacle shit.
Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 239d
Your mistaken, they do have aliussy, in the newer ones they get pregnant, so the baby has to come out somewhere.
The tentacle hair is just another erogenous l communication zone, like our mouths.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
Thanks, without the context I wouldn’t have any clue wtf you are talking about