c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 240dhaha wow u got me 492 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world
15 Comments
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 240d
Shot through the heart! And you’re to blame!
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 240d
Baby, you give lo-o-ove, a BAD name!
NichtElias@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 240d
*a BIRD name!
taiyang@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 240d
Now I want a shirt with that pattern to really screw with people. Then again, where I live (the US) that's probably not a good idea.
Ack@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 240d
I don’t know, it might be a good idea. If you’re involved in a “mass shooting event” you could just drop and play dead.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 239d
Doesn't always work.
I think in one shooting (NZ Christchurch?), the shooter made sure to get a headshot on every corpse to make sure they're dead.
Ack@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 239d
Shit… that’s messed up. I mean the whole concept is, but that’s just extra.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 240d
You would just be, ahem,. painting a target (in blood).
Okay, I'll see myself out.
stray@pawb.social · 10 pts · 239d
Easily the best dating sim ever made.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 240d
But why tho? Predators usually go after the weakest animal first.
Bubs12@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 240d
You’re starting to make me think that “Lime @Not_Lime” made the whole thing up. What a scamp.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 239d
Many predators don't want to eat sick animals though.
stray@pawb.social · 5 pts · 239d
Usually with birds the answer is sexual selection. As a group they seem to have a general preference for bright, colorful things.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 240d
Coaxed into a snafu
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 239d
My withered heart still bleeding red and silent.