c/lemmyshitpost · by robocall@lemmy.world · 239dAre you there, God? 513 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
SatyrSack@quokk.au · 30 pts · 239d
All your gods are false. Call the right person for the job
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 238d
dumbass@piefed.social · 13 pts · 238d
Why stop there, we have an expert in blowing up star systems.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 238d
It was uninhabited.
SaraTonin@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 238d
The sun is blowing up
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 238d
Then can it stop?
Digit@lemmy.wtf · 12 pts · 238d
Arguably, sun worship is at the roots of all religion, and so that's like saying to god "kill yourself".
Maybe your prayers are answered. Just wait about another 5 billion years.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 238d
Rabbit:
EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 238d
Calm down Margaret
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
TomMasz@piefed.social · 3 pts · 238d
He's too busy making placekickers miss extra points right now, try again later.
ReeferPirate@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 238d
This, but Betelgeuse
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
In 5 billion years my child. Patiences.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 238d
Gooooooood / You're not listening! / All your careful people call for what they need 💥🌞💥
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 238d
this is actually good
DataDisrupter@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 238d
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 238d
God's inflator is just too small, but he's trying, OK??