Me when I'm the only one in the group with a working lighter.

No, I will not hand you my lighter because you will pocket it. We've met.

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FrostyTrichs@crazypeople.online · 10 pts · 221d

nice lighter you have there

dkppunk@piefed.social · 3 pts · 221d (2 replies)

My friends know which lighters are mine because I take off the child safety piece. I’ve had friends come over to my place and return my lighter when we hang out. My group is pretty good about not pocketing other folks lighters.

ptz@dubvee.org · 5 pts · 221d (1 reply)

My friends are all Ferengis as depicted in another comment here lol.

dkppunk@piefed.social · 6 pts · 221d

lol gotta be careful of The Rules of Acquisition!