Bomb shrule

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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 51 pts · 226d (5 replies)

Nope. This is a Boomer bomb shelter. Gen-X never did any of that. We just watched nuclear apocalypse movies on TV and hoped we would not survive the initial blast.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 226d (3 replies)

As a Gen Xer in the midwest, I remember the "sit in the hallway and cover your head" Tornado drills, but never bomb drills.

Columbine happened when I was in school, but the running joke at my inner city school was that anyone who pulled a gun would immediately commit suicide by 3 shots to the back of the head in 3 different calibers, and their gun would disappear.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 226d (2 replies)

sit in the hallway and cover your head" Tornado drills

..so the tornado won't recognize you?

echodot@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 226d (1 reply)

I think you've just got to run faster than the slowest kid. Or maybe that's bears.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 226d

Can confirm: in the event of a tornado, you have to run faster than the slowest bear.

etherphon@midwest.social · 5 pts · 226d
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buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 226d

Uh, Gen-Xer here. We weren't given the duck and cover shpeal. They had pretty much given up on that by the mid 70's. You're actually thinking of Boomers.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 226d (6 replies)

realizing as a millenial how dated everything about your school was

proudblond@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 226d (5 replies)

My elementary-school-aged kids still have desks like this.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 226d (4 replies)

We were still doing bomb drills too

proudblond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 226d (3 replies)

Mine do active shooter drills.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 226d (2 replies)

We got both! But the shooter drills were post Columbine.

echodot@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Are the desks bulletproof?

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 225d

Nah, that's what the vests were for

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 226d (1 reply)

The soviets never could make a desk busting nuke.

RedSnt@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 226d

They really should make the black box of airplanes out of the nearly indestructible military grade plywood that school desks are made out of.

Successful_Try543@feddit.org · 11 pts · 226d (1 reply)

Just duck and cover! 🐢🪖

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 226d

You're right, I COULD do with being a bit better at handling explosives!

Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 226d (1 reply)

I do believe they're also renaming their class rooms, into "panic rooms"

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 226d

And moving them to discos?

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 226d

"Duck and cover!"

Made it sound like a game.

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d

FWIW, duck and cover was more meant to protect kids from falling debris in the event a nuke goes off a distance away that is survivable. I don't think anyone expected this to help in a direct blast type of scenario

sparkles@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 226d
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Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 225d (2 replies)

All school drills but like two, ever, were post Columbine.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 225d (1 reply)

???

Wat. Shooting drills and nuclear holocaust drills are unrelated.

Also, Fire drills happen fucking everywhere forever.

pneumatron@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 225d
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