The tachyon leaves the bar
The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
What do we want? TIME TRAVEL! When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!
The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.
I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.
I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.
Sensible Chuckle
It starts with a sensible chuckle .... maybe even an energetic guffaw
There is an UDP joke somewhere in it
I'll tell you a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it
And he said "Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I'm Dad."
I went to my Dad and told him I'm stuck in a non-linear perception of time.
Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?
Tenet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWN8AhNER0
15 Comments
eltimablo@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y
The tachyon leaves the bar
The bartender says "get out, we don't serve your kind here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
negativenull@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
What do we want? TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it? IT'S IRRELEVANT!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
The one good part of Termnator: Genisys.
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y
I love the idea of Picard telling this to Riker with a fully deadpan delivery. That would be his stuffy version of letting loose during a meeting.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 12 pts · 2y
I just told this to my dad and he looked exactly like Riker afterward.
jet@hackertalks.com · 11 pts · 2y
Sensible Chuckle
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
It starts with a sensible chuckle .... maybe even an energetic guffaw
vixven_random@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
There is an UDP joke somewhere in it
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y
I'll tell you a UDP joke but I don't know if you'll get it
kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
DudePluto@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
And he said "Hi stuck in a non-linear perception of time, I'm Dad."
DudePluto@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
I went to my Dad and told him I'm stuck in a non-linear perception of time.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Who did you go to for help when you were stuck in a non-linear perception of time?
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Tenet
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWN8AhNER0