A little known but increasingly plausible theory is trump's real vendetta this entire time was with the editorial board of The Onion, and the last decade has all been an elaborate scheme to one day fully kill satire for good.
The final blow will be when he reveals it's all been for something that stupid.
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Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 247d
FIFA Peace Prize Employee of the Month wasn’t enough?
fizzle@quokk.au · 5 pts · 247d
I bet he would show it to her.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 247d
Hahahaha! Oh, please let it be live TV.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 247d
What a petty little bitch
U7826391786239@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 247d
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 247d
Which is the goal of these fuckers.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 247d
They're not transferrable. What, is he going to scratch her name off and scribble his on with a Sharpie? What an idiot.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 247d
Oh, I want this to happen.
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 247d
Kidnapping a foreign leader to ransom for the VPs peace prize is an... Interesting choice.
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 247d
it's certainly not something any social-scifi novelist would have dared to imagine
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 247d
A little known but increasingly plausible theory is trump's real vendetta this entire time was with the editorial board of The Onion, and the last decade has all been an elaborate scheme to one day fully kill satire for good.
The final blow will be when he reveals it's all been for something that stupid.
/s
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 247d
Such a strong president!
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 247d
she could somehow poison him with it? that would bring peace in our minds
favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 247d