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not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 223d

DDR5 RAM

glitchdx@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 223d (1 reply)

I am a dragon (metaphorically), and my hoard is supplies for abandoned projects. 😭

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 223d

Me too, buddy. Me too.

itkovian@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 223d

I am already a book hoarding dragon.

Kenny2999@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 223d

Steam games

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 223d

Honestly prefer full grown cats over kittens. More personality, better at napping.

Also, Other (blankets)

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 9 pts · 223d (1 reply)

Skulls of people who start wars, invasions, or mobilize military on their own people.

EDIT: Since it's implied dragon hoards are for attracting mates, this will optimize my success at attracting the big tiddy goth gf dragons

eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 220d

🤣😂🤣🤣😂 nice.

Ethalis@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 223d

I would hoard hobbyist supplies and then never use them

cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 224d

Kawaii anime figures and plushies

(Kawaii is Japanese for cute and it rhymes with Hawaii. For example, Anya Forger from SPYxFAMILY. Dumb as a box of rocks but adorable AF.)

mech@feddit.org · 7 pts · 224d (1 reply)

I now want a hoard of kittens

PlantJam@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 224d

Only if you share a hoard of snacks with them.

SayJess@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 223d (1 reply)

☒ Hot guys

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 223d

I don't mind. Then, ugly me might get a chance. /s Just kidding, I know that not all women are that vain.

lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 223d
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ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 223d

I was gonna say femboys but I guess I'm not the only bad dragon in these comments...

Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 223d

Abandoned hobby equipment

kushana@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 223d

Realistically? I’m a dragon who hoards old cables (I’ve become my dad 😭), pieces of art from my friends, animal bones and teeth, and cassette tapes. A very eclectic hoard if I do say so myself

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 223d

Broken electronics =)

I have a problem XD

W3dd1e@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 223d

PUPPIES.

I would finally start this Dalmatian Plantation that we were promised.

three@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 223d

Twinks to breed.

toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 223d

Is a generic "yes" permitted?

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 223d

Cuties just like you

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 223d

Snacks and puppies

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 223d

Left column + "other"

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 223d

Assuming I can only hoard one option.

Gold: I'm a traditionalist.

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 222d

Gold what the fuck all that other shit is worthless

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 223d

Musical instruments

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 223d

Dad jokes.