There's also smooth ones if you hate the texture that much.
Or for a different, more velvet-y feel, you could go with courgettes?
If this isn't hitting the spot, there's always eggplants, and if you're feeling crazy, there's a whole universe of pumpkins and squashes for the brave to explore.
I'm guessing there's many different types of cucumbers, but now that you said it, yeah, definitely ai and definitely somehow a mix of cucumber and zucchini, although all these plants are related anyhow.
Might just be a special type of cucumber. And I don't see anything wrong with the straw. Even the contrast looks normal. So I'm guessing it is not AI at all.
For my fellow Germans (in case you don't know the video yet).
(Explanation: It's a German language clip taken from an obscure TV station, apparently about health tips for women or something like that. The moderator talks about how beneficial it is to your health to "put a cucumber in your juicer first thing in the morning", which makes the female guest laugh uncontrollably because of the unintended innuendo.)
Cucumbers naturally produce very bitter compounds known as cucurbitacins. These cytotoxins are bred out of the cucumbers by hybridization but they can always re-occur in plants that were cross-pollinated (usually unintentionally). Perhaps at one point you ate a cucumber containing some and you now have strongly aversive reactions to them?
36 Comments
sundray@lemmus.org · 73 pts · 226d
It goes inside the body 😉 .
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 15 pts · 226d
Damn. Too slick for me.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 225d
Which hole?
sundray@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 225d
Dealer's choice.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 225d
Instructions unclear, pickle stuck in nostril.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 40 pts · 226d
They're even textured for our pleasure...
datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 226d
Ewwww
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 225d
There's also smooth ones if you hate the texture that much.
Or for a different, more velvet-y feel, you could go with courgettes?
If this isn't hitting the spot, there's always eggplants, and if you're feeling crazy, there's a whole universe of pumpkins and squashes for the brave to explore.
datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 225d
Apparently my Wayne's World reference was not well received
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz · 37 pts · 225d
174 upvotes and no comment about how AI fucked up the tops so they look like zucchinis?
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz · 40 pts · 225d
they have a flared base for safety
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 225d
Are there not any actual photos of cucumbers? Why do people need AI for everything?!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 224d
They needed extra knobby ones
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 8 pts · 225d
I'm guessing there's many different types of cucumbers, but now that you said it, yeah, definitely ai and definitely somehow a mix of cucumber and zucchini, although all these plants are related anyhow.
Honytawk@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 224d
What makes you so certain it is AI?
Might just be a special type of cucumber. And I don't see anything wrong with the straw. Even the contrast looks normal. So I'm guessing it is not AI at all.
Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 226d
Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in ceiling fan
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 14 pts · 226d
An offering to the house spirit
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 7 pts · 226d
They look like dicks.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
Green dicks with chickenpox.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 226d
Not the fast food kind
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 224d
Kukumba
hmancuso@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Zukumber?
Naich@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 226d
The clue is in the name.
tio_bira@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 225d
Barenziah won't approve
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 225d
to*
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 224d
Ah yes, the tried and true sex funny.
glorkon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d
For my fellow Germans (in case you don't know the video yet).
(Explanation: It's a German language clip taken from an obscure TV station, apparently about health tips for women or something like that. The moderator talks about how beneficial it is to your health to "put a cucumber in your juicer first thing in the morning", which makes the female guest laugh uncontrollably because of the unintended innuendo.)
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 225d
What on earth is that in the image?
Also, I loathe cucumber like no other food. It stinks and infects everything it is near.
I gather it is (or can be) a genetic thing. Either that or it's objectively minging.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 225d
Cucumbers naturally produce very bitter compounds known as cucurbitacins. These cytotoxins are bred out of the cucumbers by hybridization but they can always re-occur in plants that were cross-pollinated (usually unintentionally). Perhaps at one point you ate a cucumber containing some and you now have strongly aversive reactions to them?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 225d
I have never eaten a cucumber, except accidentally when it's in a salad or sandwich. The smell alone is enough. It's overbearing.
chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 225d
Oh okay. That’s really interesting! I love cucumbers, both fresh and pickled! I like the smell too. Nice and fresh!
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 3 pts · 225d
(mostly just curious) Do you like pickles, any? Or does the cucumber flavor still come through?
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 224d
Anything pickled is fine, as it just tastes of vinegar.
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 2 pts · 224d
That's what I would've figured but didn't want to assume; thanks!
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 224d