c/funhole · by cathfish@lemmy.world · 211d

For people who dont understand the funhole*

*like everybody

90 points · 50 comments · view on lemmy.world

50 Comments

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 211d (6 replies)

Funhole is the first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content!

Also why do you insist on vilifying my best friend Mobilek?!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 211d (5 replies)

:( I know but my friends don't understand the real meaning of the "fun" part in "funhole"... sad... sad...

And Mobilek IS EVIL, it's not your best friend! It's just a talking computer in the shape of a phone (bad)! You should not talk to computers! You should not touch computers!

It begins with "it's just for keeping in touch with the family" and it becomes you tipping in little computer boxes!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 12 pts · 211d (4 replies)

But he can talk to satellites!

mcz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 211d (1 reply)

I can also talk to satellites, they just can't hear me when I'm down

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 211d

I hope you feel better, buddy.

cathfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 210d (1 reply)

And that's why he's my best friend...

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 210d

Strange reason, but ok!

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 211d (2 replies)

That's a funny looking book he's holding

cathfish@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 211d

Thank you for engaging!

Yes it's a gun book, but you can use a hammer book too!

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 10 pts · 211d

I prefer my pump action books

exu@feditown.com · 10 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Make sure to consume content at 232.78°C

cathfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

Minus 1° it can destroy Mobilek while preserving your book!

Thank you for engaging with my content!

MotoAsh@piefed.social · 9 pts · 211d (3 replies)

Was this the script for Amazon's War of the Worlds?

cathfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Thank you for engaging with my content!

I don't know I don't Amazon. Was the script generated by a cumpunto?

MotoAsh@piefed.social · 3 pts · 209d (1 reply)

I don't think so, but it's so bad it may as well have been. Being more disjointed and crazy might've helped it suck less.

cathfish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 209d

They should fine tune language models with funhole comment. It would be funnier.

Aliens arrive on earth. One human downvote the aliens. Every other humans start saying "Thank you for creating content!". Then the aliens respond "Thank you for engaging with my content" to every single human. Then a picture with the word "CUM" appears in the sky and every one upvote. Jesus arrive from nowhere and humans and aliens are all upprayed and happy. The end.

Post credit scene: Someone report me for promoting violence.

qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating tutorial content!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 211d

Thank you for following it!

hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 211d (2 replies)

Phone bad!

JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 7 pts · 211d

Book good!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 210d

Phone bad!

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 211d (3 replies)

This clears things up. Thank you for your educational content

cathfish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 211d (2 replies)

Thank you for engaging with my content!

mcz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 211d (1 reply)

Thank me for editing my comments!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 210d

Thank you for editing your comment!

...

Unless you've done it on your Mobilek...

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 8 pts · 211d (1 reply)

My Mobilek doesn't have teeth -- is that an add-on I can buy?

lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 211d

It's a paid app with a monthly subscription on the MobilekStore.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 211d (5 replies)

People praise books over other forms of text/reading and I don't get it. Books can be as vapid and stupid as social media. Just read anything by Ayn Rand or Terry Goodkind.

cathfish@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 211d

Well, if you drop the full sword of bullshit series from the second floor, it's pretty useful for destroying a Mobilek.

CubitOom@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 211d (1 reply)

How to Read a Book

(presented in video format, hosted on an evil war profiting corporation's server so your phone can tell you how to read a book.)

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 211d

I feel very dirty watching this on my mobilek.

AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 211d

Terry Goodkind... Now there's a name I haven't heard in years

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 211d

We, the apostles of prophet Mobilek!

LostWanderer@fedia.io · 7 pts · 211d (6 replies)

I am beginning to understand Funhole a bit more with every post...Books have always been my ally (curated based on author as there are some bad actors out in Book Land). I knew that talking to computers, even small ones was the worst mistake that anyone could make. A phone is a tool, but, it is never your friend!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d (5 replies)

Thank you for your understanding!

(and don't listen to the creators on the mobilek team, they're brainwashed and want you to follow them on their boat to do weird things with eggs)

LostWanderer@fedia.io · 4 pts · 209d (2 replies)

Thank you for acknowledgment of my understanding! Mobilek does have deranged creators, but their weird egg related activities aren't so bad (I don't jive with that kink though). However, their Mobilek chatbots which are actively brainwashing and making people think weird, reality disconnected thoughts is far creepier. Their trying to keep people clicked up in a darker way than most; all for the money dollars, surveillance, and control!

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

absolutely! stay prayed up!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 209d

Don't talk to me or my mobilek's ai-girlfriend ever again!

pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 209d (1 reply)

FUNHOLE:

CIVIL WAR

SOON(TM)

cathfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 209d

Yeah!

Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 210d (1 reply)

Thank you for creating content to view on my Mobilek