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ollie@pawb.social · 14 pts · 218d

i think people that would subscribe to gif supreme would probably pronounce it gif

edit: i realise the fatal error in trying to comment this

goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 218d (4 replies)

I would've gone with "Chunky GIF" myself

federated_toast@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 218d

You're nuts!

AlexLost@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 218d

Are you kidding me?! GIF supreme is the max baby!

Rusty@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 218d

Ginormous GIF

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 218d

Just call it Superchunk

taiyang@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 218d (1 reply)

XlsXL is a large spreadsheet but XlsXXX for a sexy spreadsheet.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 218d

Exlscuse me all spreadsheets are sexy why do you think they spreading those sheets

Kushan@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 218d

Git GOTY edition

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Jif Supreme is next-gen peanut butter.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 218d

So you ever had a peanut that was like, five peanuts?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 218d (1 reply)

.c plus plus - like C, but with a bunch of other stuff.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 218d

C–

Default_Defect@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 218d (4 replies)

Next gen gif should add another sequence of letters that can be argued about how it should be pronounced.

diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 218d (1 reply)

It's pronounced "arjued"

bastion@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 218d

Its pronounced "aggitate."

goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 218d

See, that's why I'm saying it's gotta be "Chunky Gif." .cyg.

Is the C a /s/ or a /k/? Or is it /tʃ/, like in "cello," to match with "chunky?" Is the Y an /ɪ/, an /aɪ/, or an /i/? Is the G a /dʒ/ or a /ɡ/? Does the fact that it's a pun on the peanut butter brand legitimize the /dʒ/ pronunciation, or does linguistic precedent show it's obviously pronounced /sɪɡ/ like cygnus?

::: spoiler The truth? The C is silent, like in "indict." The Y is a schwa, like in "pyjamas." And the G is pronounced /ɣ/, like the proper Dutch pronunciation of "van Gogh." The filetype is thus pronounced, approximately, "Uchgh" - Which you may recognize better as the sound you make when you get chunky JIF peanut butter stuck in the back of your throat. :::

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 218d

.xif

atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 218d (2 replies)

isnt it already DOC->DOCX?
why is the -treme added?

essell@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Marketing.

Next year it'll be DocX-tremeAI

Luccus@feddit.org · 1 pts · 217d

DocGPT. Copilot summarizes your document into a slightly smaller, not human readable form and saves that to OneDrive. To open the document, Copilot expands it back to almost the same words and numbers, with a 1% chance of deleting a random adjacent file.

callyral@pawb.social · 6 pts · 218d

Tar hypersphere

FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 217d

JavaScript (.js) -> JavaBook (.jb)

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Imgur has GIFV which is technically just WebM or MP4 treated as an animated image, but that could be GIF supreme

goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 218d

GIF Venti

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 218d

A GIF Supreme

jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 217d

I put GIF Supreme on my sandwich this morning