Bro way too late wtf

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d (1 reply)

His sperm gets a senior discount at restaurants.

Cattail@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d

dang I didn't expect this to get traction lol

TheBat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 213d (2 replies)
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Cattail@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

i think daughter can run estates

TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

He held out hope that he'd find someone. He's probably insufferable.

Cattail@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 213d

well I mean there's gold digger somewhere

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 213d (1 reply)

I bet a little puff of dust comes out before he ejaculates.

Cattail@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d

probably freezes his sperm to leave for a surrogate after his death

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 213d

KKKaroline likes 'em old ...

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 213d (1 reply)
Cattail@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 213d

incels when they realize being nice to women works