Praise Ceiling Cat!

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9 Comments

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 248d (2 replies)

Regular cat watches me masturbate, so what’s the difference.

FishFace@piefed.social · 4 pts · 248d (1 reply)

Do you ever get the impression your cat is watching you with a faint air of disapproval?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 248d

I get the feeling she watches me with a strong air of apathy, like she does pretty much everything else that doesn’t involve food.

Jokes on you, being secretly watched is my kink. I havent had this satisfying a sex life ever. The surveilance state has its uses.

And he is judging you. You nasty bitch.

Many many years ago I found a little papercraft thing of ceiling cat. Put him up in a number of friends' dorm rooms.

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 248d (1 reply)

There is no ceiling where I jerk off, i.e., a public park. /s

Lucky