Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it's definitely a thing. It doesn't even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like...? instinctively...? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands...? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.
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blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 53 pts · 198d
Rise and shine, motherfucker
db2@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 198d
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 197d
Top of the morn’n, motherfucker.
69420@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 198d
Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 197d
Wakey wakey, hands off the snakey!
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 197d
Why do men sleep this way? I watch people sleep professionally and it's definitely a thing. It doesn't even appear to be sexual for the most part dudes just like...? instinctively...? sleep cupping their weens with one or both hands...? I would be fascinated to hear some AMAB perspectives on this.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 197d
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 197d
fuck I love oglaf ty for reminding me
db2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 198d
TomMasz@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 198d
No one has the energy to invent new ones first thing in the morning.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 198d
Does "fuck you" count if you say it before breakfast? I think it does.
Rhoeri@piefed.world · 9 pts · 198d
This actually make be laugh out loud! Thanks! I need this.
db2@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 198d
Fuck you
(I haven't had breakfast)
Rhoeri@piefed.world · 8 pts · 198d
Back at ya!
(I haven’t even had coffee yet)
ElanoidesWahl@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 197d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upuxPvnoQrY
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 25 pts · 197d
Top o’ the mornin, guvna!
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 197d
Good morrrow, m'lord
Rhoeri@piefed.world · 20 pts · 198d
Who’s we?
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 197d
The part of my brain that was in control when I made this post.
rollin@piefed.social · 4 pts · 197d
Was it the part that's normally responsible for pooping?
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 197d
No. In general that part of my brain is given no responsibility.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 14 pts · 198d
DO we have a bunch of ways to say good night?
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 198d
Yeah.
Nighty night. Sleep Well. Sweet dreams.
Actually now I'm blanking
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 5 pts · 197d
Mornin'! ... mrnn... Slept well? Breakfast's ready! Hope you have a nice day! Cooooofffffeeeeeeee... 🧟♀️
Maeve@kbin.earth · 6 pts · 197d
Grand rising!
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 198d
We have a bunch of ways for both though.
FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 10 pts · 197d
There's a Native American phrase that is a morning greeting, but it means "you survived the night"
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 197d
That's fucking metal
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 197d
Because mornings suck
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 197d
"YOU ARE LATE FOR SCHOOL, YOU SHITHEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED NOW!"
fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 197d
"The suns awake so Im awake!" Is the most unhinged one ive experenced.
Carpe Diam
Otherwise most good mornings have the assumption that you will see them for the rest of day unlike sleep
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 197d
gustofwind@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 198d
We don’t, hope that helps
siha@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 197d
Wake the fuck up samurai
rossman@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 196d
I guess waking someone up is easy like yelling. Having someone go to sleep when they don't feel like it needs some finesse.