ethical RULE semen

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16 Comments

damn, the new updates to Umamusume are extreme.

pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 219d (3 replies)

Damn; I like mine unethically sourced :(

kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 218d (2 replies)

May I interest you in Glock Stallions then?

pirc_lover@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 218d (1 reply)

Glock riders

Just one letter L away from greatness :/

😏

I know a guy, ill set you up for €250 finders fee/commission.

Dojan@pawb.social · 11 pts · 219d (4 replies)

Nah you can just buy it for $1 a gallon at the petrol station.

Nope

Best I'm seeing is $600 a pump, so €250 commission on 40 jugs is a pretty sweet deal.

Dojan@pawb.social · 20 pts · 219d (2 replies)

It’s a reference to the game the original post is a screenshot from. You can buy a large jug of horse semen from the petrol station.

Ah gotcha. What game? And why would you need horse jizz?

It's Schedule One. You can add horse semen to your drugs, along with other random stuff, to change its qualities.

Pacrat173@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 219d

I’ve been racking up hours on schedule one and my hot bar looks about the same

Darohan@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 218d

Ethically Horsed

snoons@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 218d

You have to go find the one bronie that altered his DNA to become a pony and give him a blowie

Great for smoothies!