Biblically Accurate Java Class

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vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 66 pts · 215d (2 replies)

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 215d (1 reply)

gotta work that 9-6 job at the abstract factory

It's 996 actually

My mother calling me by my full name

serra@slrpnk.net · 29 pts · 215d (2 replies)

I used java to solve my Problem. Now I have a ProblemFactory.

ArrowMax@feddit.org · 21 pts · 215d (1 reply)

Getting specific factories for each problem is actually outdated. You should get a FactoryFactoryFactory instead.

edit: archived link

So we stopped selling those schematics and started selling hammer-factory-building factories.

This is where they're wrong. They should have allowed to build a customer's own factory on their territory.

BeanNameAware, InitializingBean

Its happening again

Smalltalk flashbacks…

And they call this a serious language. It’s the Dutch of programming languages.

Wait until you see Rust API docs with generics and lifetimes and trait implementations: the biblically accurate crab.

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Flashbacks to modded minecraft crash logs

Ooooh I see some names from the Ars Javetia.

carrylex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 215d (1 reply)

Now imagine a programming language not having object orientation or a built-in documentation tool...

Not sure what you're trying to say. Are you saying this is a good thing?

... doesn't this just mean someone wrote a shit ton of code so you don't have to?