Not me.

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16 Comments

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 224d (4 replies)

The toilet needs me.

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 21 pts · 224d (2 replies)

Please Senpai

Please Senpai

(I had to save this picture to my phone to post here. Now I have to delete it quickly from my gallery and from my Immich auto-upload, or else my wife or kid will see it and I'll have to spend half an hour explaining WTF this is.)

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 224d

Literally 1984.

Quick tip: you can copy paste images to lemmy, I know it works on the default webui and in Voyager, but I guess it's a common feature: rightclick/longpress on an image in your browser -> copy image -> paste in the comment box, wait a bit and it should upload it automatically, and it pastes the correct markdown. No traces for the all-knowing entity to see.

SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 224d

You don't have to explain yourself to anyone.

DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 224d

Society needs you to use the toilet.

jafra@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 224d (1 reply)

Bcz he doesn't give a shit? Is he full of shit then?

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 224d

I've heard he doesn't even have any fucks left to give. It's a tragic story.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 10 pts · 224d (1 reply)

Ah, the joys of being bedridden. I pee into a bottle, like a king!

yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 224d

A king without a porcelain throne? How curious...

Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 224d (1 reply)

copy of the OP's meme with a photoshopped 'USE ME'
(I am sorry)

kriz@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 224d

Lol

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 224d

I have a bladder the size of a fucking walnut.

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 224d (1 reply)

As I read this on the toilet….

kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 224d

I posted this on the toilet. Call me a hypocrite if you must but remember that if you do then YOU are the terrorist.

NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 224d

Hey! We agreed that in public his name is bob! Don't disrespect bob. In public.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 3 pts · 224d

I shit wherever I like.