c/lemmyshitpost · by ickplant@lemmy.world · 223dBungee jumping 538 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 223d
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 223d
No one knows with certainty why dogs lick you. There are many well-established theories based on understanding of dog behavior.
“I love you.”
“You’re tasty.”
“I’m anxious.”
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 223d
Ah, the same reasons people do it.
CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social · 1 pts · 222d
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d
I heard that dogs lick the lips of their friends to get a sense of what they’re been up to, food-wise. Secondhand tasting.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 223d
... That roughly encapsulates many uh, exciting encounters I've had with various consenting, mutually nude people.
Conclusion:
Its oxytocin, the 'closeness trust and comfort' neurochemical.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 223d
my lips were burned in a horrible accident involving fire and were replaced by my asshole.
if you lick my lips, technically you're giving me a rimjob. 😏
zout@fedia.io · 10 pts · 223d
I have so many questions...
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 223d
don't worry, I'm just talking shit. 😌
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 223d
With asshole lips, talking shit must be a common occurance.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 223d
not as common as you'd think. leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
dan@upvote.au · 5 pts · 223d
Ah, the ol' switcheroo.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 223d
Hold my chapstick, I'm going in!
... is what I would say if we had a switcheroo community :(
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 222d
Do it again to get a special offer: 20% extra rope for no extra cost!