Caketaco

u/Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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My fiancé always makes me call her (270-558-1710) whenever I get pickles at a restaurant to ask her if she wants me to keep them for her or not, lol.

Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.

on Priorities · c/reddit · 44 pts · 33d

Those comments were the WORST. I can’t get an erection. I’m glad there’s no “edit: a word” “I also choose this guy’s dead wife” “I broke both of my arms, but my mom helped out” etc. comments on this side of the fence. Good riddance!

on Hell yeah. · c/lemmyshitpost · 4 pts · 33d

Sign me up! lol. I can’t get an erection. I’ve been to my local library a few times, and they have little rooms you can rent for private meetings and whatnot. Definitely heard a couple fuck in one of those, once.

on no debate. · c/lemmyshitpost · 1 pts · 45d

Shocked there’s no human porn site that uses e621’s tagging system. It’s so organized! Come on, people!

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn't come. She was very sad. Then she found out he'd died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.