Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.
Ill never understand how so many women feel comfortable just wearing skin tight leggings or yoga pants or whatever they are called, and nothing else, out in public. I absolutely don't mind, but don't they just feel bare ass naked the whole time?
I can understand the leggings, what gets me is the short shorts and miniskirts. Not that I mind, but the idea of my bare ass touching pubic seats is just so bizarre to me.
Guessing I'm not as germ focused as you. I'd feel fine wearing the far left and sitting on the ground in the woods or a chair at a diner, but I feel I'd be to self conscious to wear any of the tights on the right, also a lot of people would probably not appreciate the moose knuckle.
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Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 40 pts · 31d
Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 31d
You know they have solutions for that.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 31d
They come in pills now.
stevles@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 31d
They come in pills? No wonder my medications taste off
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 31d
jobs?
0ops@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 31d
You gotta do what you gotta do
Janx@piefed.social · 8 pts · 31d
Wait, what was that middle part...?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d
That they were looked over for the job
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 31d
What's your current job?
Caketaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 31d
Bad Dragon engineer! 😊
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 7 pts · 31d
Well you can get erections then and you probably get a discount on them too.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 31d
Fun fact: Mannequin was filmed at Woolworths.
Second Fun Fact: That's from a Ween lyric.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 31d
Boyz II Men still keepin’ up the beat.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 31d
Freeeedoooooom of seventyyyyyy siiiiiiix yeeeeaaaaah
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 31d
Any day at the butt store is a good day.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 31d
Those mannequins need to develop ab strength, they're all holding their pelvis too far forward.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d
I think they are currently working on doing calf raises
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 1 pts · 31d
what does that have to do with each other?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 31d
Ill never understand how so many women feel comfortable just wearing skin tight leggings or yoga pants or whatever they are called, and nothing else, out in public. I absolutely don't mind, but don't they just feel bare ass naked the whole time?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 31d
I can understand the leggings, what gets me is the short shorts and miniskirts. Not that I mind, but the idea of my bare ass touching pubic seats is just so bizarre to me.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Guessing I'm not as germ focused as you. I'd feel fine wearing the far left and sitting on the ground in the woods or a chair at a diner, but I feel I'd be to self conscious to wear any of the tights on the right, also a lot of people would probably not appreciate the moose knuckle.
MrNesser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Dont look up the Newcastle UK and a friday night out in December, the average temp is 2 degrees C.
brrrrrrr
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 31d
If we have a butt that we'd like to make available for purchase how does one go about having it placed on display?
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 31d
Laugh it off, then send it in, I think.
robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d
Buy 4 butt mannequins get 40 free
brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d
Just what I needed.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d
A butt?
xia@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 31d
A store.
pmk@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 31d
As a buttologist, they could have added some contrapposto to create a more dynamic feeling.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 31d
Bogo special on butt cheeks!
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 31d
Thank god for Latin America
kreekybonez@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 31d
lost izalith got a glow-up